mylittlebigbluebox:

Can we talk about how happy Emma must have been to find her parents waiting up for after the date?

♥ 3531 — 13 hours ago on 20 Oct 2014 — via bellamybake (source)

homestuckorbust:

helianthi:

What did the pirate say when he turned 80

Aye matey

GO TO HELL THAT WAS CLEVER

♥ 121399 — 2 days ago on 19 Oct 2014 — via asian (source)

dajo42:

[pours water back and forth between beakers] im a sciencer

♥ 48190 — 2 days ago on 19 Oct 2014 — via thefuuuucomics (source)

big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

image

♥ 525614 — 2 days ago on 19 Oct 2014 — via gnarly (source)

i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true 

♥ 367902 — 2 days ago on 19 Oct 2014 — via asian (source)
yaoihandspom:

amporafest:

xhonk:

stillspoopingforspook:

terezi:

4gifs:

Sun melting crayons time-lapse rainbow [video]

OH MY GOD

notice the one yellow-green crayon that’s too cool to melt

notice the red starts slow then BAM

just like a period

just like a period

yaoihandspom:

amporafest:

xhonk:

stillspoopingforspook:

terezi:

4gifs:

Sun melting crayons time-lapse rainbow [video]

OH MY GOD

notice the one yellow-green crayon that’s too cool to melt

notice the red starts slow then BAM

just like a period

just like a period

♥ 422361 — 2 days ago on 19 Oct 2014 — via perks-of-being-chinese (source)
♥ 32134 — 2 days ago on 19 Oct 2014 — via bellamybake (source)

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

huffposttv:

'American Horror Story: Freak Show' Shares Fascinating Videos Featuring 'Extra-Ordinary' Cast

FX has shared two mini-docs featuring the “extra-ordinary” cast members of “American Horror Story: Freak Show:” Mat Fraser, who plays “Paul The Illustrated Seal,” and Rose Siggins, “Legless Suzi.”

Watch both the mini-documentaries and learn about the incredible cast of “Freak Show” here.

i appreciate that instead of just using these people for shock value, they are treating them like human beings and telling their stories.

♥ 210887 — 2 days ago on 19 Oct 2014 — via trust (source)

worldfamousprofessor:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

♥ 440854 — 2 days ago on 19 Oct 2014 — via fake-mermaid

thesassycat:

*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*

♥ 222160 — 2 days ago on 19 Oct 2014 — via trust (source)